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  • OK, but whoever she is needs to be someone as amazing as I am. I want to see a list of names. Like when they was looking for John McCain’s running mate. Hahaha. I’m kidding, this needs to be taken seriously

    Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
  • Why don’t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I’ll tell you why. Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.

    Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock
  • What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrumpt?

    Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
  • If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting The Price Is Right.

    Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock (via barbar)
  • 30 Rock: The 'C' Word

    Jack: Come on in tracy.
    Tracy: Yo! Is this about that little red-headed intern? Cuz she asked me to take it out.
    Jack: No! I wanted to invite you to join me in a charity golf tourney that Don Geiss is hosting at his country club in Old Sabrook.
    Tracy: I'm not familiar with about half the words in that sentence.
  • Friendship and trust in an entourage are the most important thing. Like that HBO show… John Adams.

    Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock