In baseball, the tie goes to the runner. In situations like this, tie goes to the hetero.

Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

30 Rock: Reaganing

						Jack: I haven't done a single thing wrong in almost 24 hours, and I'm including sex last night. Here's Avery's thank you note.

						Liz: Ugh... she likes that?

						Jack: No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.

I bought a carton of Lucky Strikes and jug of moonshine for this.

OK, but whoever she is needs to be someone as amazing as I am. I want to see a list of names. Like when they was looking for John McCain’s running mate. Hahaha. I’m kidding, this needs to be taken seriously

Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

I live in Memphis, TN. Here, you'll mostly find electronic music posts because I love it more than anything in the world. I also make Tumblr themes and fiddle with faddle, so there will be some of that stuff here, too.

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest." -Linus

Manasto Jones

In baseball, the tie goes to the runner. In situations like this, tie goes to the hetero.

30 Rock: Reaganing

OK, but whoever she is needs to be someone as amazing as I am. I want to see a list of names. Like when they was looking for John McCain’s running mate. Hahaha. I’m kidding, this needs to be taken seriously