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  • In baseball, the tie goes to the runner. In situations like this, tie goes to the hetero.

    Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • 30 Rock: Reaganing

    Jack: I haven't done a single thing wrong in almost 24 hours, and I'm including sex last night. Here's Avery's thank you note.
    Liz: Ugh... she likes that?
    Jack: No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.
  • I bought a carton of Lucky Strikes and jug of moonshine for this.

    I bought a carton of Lucky Strikes and jug of moonshine for this.

  • OK, but whoever she is needs to be someone as amazing as I am. I want to see a list of names. Like when they was looking for John McCain’s running mate. Hahaha. I’m kidding, this needs to be taken seriously

    Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
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  • Kenneth “the Page” has become obsolete

    Woke up early, early, early this morning and started catching up on this season’s episodes of 30 Rock when I realized that this used to be my favorite show, but now it’s just a place for Tina Fey & Co. to write one-liners for Tracy Morgan while they try to make Alec Baldwin look as cool as he did in the first two seasons.

    Seasons One and Two were fucking phenomenal, but everything else has just been a ho-hum, glad I saw it but don’t have to watch it again kind of thing.

    Where’s the story? What’s the point?

  • Evanescent Encounter, Part 3 from Samurai Champloo

    Hulu is streaming all 28 episodes of Samurai Champloo and I suggest that you watch every single one. I mean, this episode is by far the greatest last episode of all-time, but all the others leading up to it are part of the best television show ever to grace the small screen. Ever!

    This show is so badass, you have to login just watch it.

    If you watch television, or spend any time watching videos online, and you don’t watch this show, then me and you have nothing further to discuss.

    PS: That sound this post is making is the climax of Also sprach Zarathustra.

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