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  • This is fucking awesome. You might remember Aaron Draplin from a rant entitled America Is F*cked… (Graphically at least). Check ‘em both out.

  • I Just Wana Say…

    I have loved the People Under the Stairs ever since I heard “Yeild” off Or Stay Tuned. Best fucking song ever, btw!

    Anyway… no one in the US I ever mentioned the PUTS to has ever heard of them. It took me coming to fucking Spain to find someone who automatically knew who they were, without question. I mean, I didn’t even ask the girl “Do you know the People Under the Stairs are?”… all I said was I’m a banger, the kind you keep in yo’ disc changer and the girl went “Is that Double K?”. I mean… are you fucking serious. I mean, No. 1: she knows who Double K is; and No. 2: all I said was the mother fuckin’ lyric and she knew who, what, when, where and why…. and you guys think “Yeild” is a sign of caution? Mother fucker, that’s the number one signal you’re about to get fucking down.

    How is it that, in a country where scarfs are accessories, they know more about hip hop than we do in the US? I think that’s why they hate us.

    What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

  • (Mix)Tape tasks

    (via bobulate)

    If you gave me a mixtape…

    • I’d say Where the fuck am I supposed to get a tape player at this time of decade?
    • I’d ask you what made you think I was into Madonna
    • I’d ask you why I can’t import all the songs onto my Mac
    • You’re asking for a 1 hour rant on why you should be using the internet
    • I’d remind you that High Fidelity fucking sucked

    Mixtape’s are fantasies, like a Norman Rockwell’s America or that Levi’s/Walt Whitman Commercial. “Oh, I got a mixtape…. HMMM, now WTF!”

  • Why don’t you mother fuckers love this song? You’re fuckin’ stupid! I bet If I photoshopped a cat inside the movie Space Jam that shit would hit hard though, wouldn’t it! I feel like I’m talking to a bunch of twelve year olds anyway. Am I on the Disney channel right now?

  • Using the phrase “mainstream America” in a critical way is like admitting you’re a very depressing person to be around and that people should stand 50’ away from you at all times.

  • I don’t want to see another thing on the internet that asks me to “join the conversation”.