In baseball, the tie goes to the runner. In situations like this, tie goes to the hetero.
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
30 Rock: Reaganing
Jack: I haven't done a single thing wrong in almost 24 hours, and I'm including sex last night. Here's Avery's thank you note.
Liz: Ugh... she likes that?
Jack: No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.
…and this, too!
(Source: ryanduenas, via buildhauntedheaven)
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?”
I really love the The Great Showdowns.
I live in Memphis, TN. Here, you'll mostly find electronic music posts because I love it more than anything in the world. I also make Tumblr themes and fiddle with faddle, so there will be some of that stuff here, too."Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest." -Linus
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