Co-Worker: Is your internet not working still?
Me: I told you, mine never stopped working. Something happened to the receptacles in your walls. You can't get internet until we figure out what happened in your office.
Co-Worker: My email is out, too.
Me: Yeah, because you don't have any internet.
Co-Worker: Well what does SMTP error mean?
Co-Worker: It doesn't mean nothing. It means something.
Me: If I tell you what it means, do you think it's going to make a difference?
Co-Worker: Well, it says my IP address is wrong, too. Maybe if we change that?
Me: It doesn't matter.
Co-Worker: What is it? Like 427 Plum Avenue or something?
Me: Yeah, try that.
Co-Worker: It's not working.