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  • The number one problem with the USA

    … it’s God.

    Take your holy book and shove it up your fucking ass. I would call Muhammad and Jesus and Buddha peices of shit, but they never existed so it would be a waste of time.

    What kind of God requires killing other people, or worse, creates people knowing they could go to hell.?

    There’s nothing any god could do to me. If it wanted to send me to hell… I’d fuck it up before it had the chance. There is no doubt in my mind. It is not more powerful than I am because it will never be right here, right now. I am right here right now.

    If you want to believe, go for it, but you really never have to believe in that shit. The only two things you have to do is believe in yourself and don’t be a fucking dick.

    And coming up… a musical number.

  • Rule #1 in Life

    Do not put sugar in the tomato sauce. I will murder you.

  • Moving to Barcelona in three hours.

  • Evanescent Encounter, Part 3 from Samurai Champloo

    Hulu is streaming all 28 episodes of Samurai Champloo and I suggest that you watch every single one. I mean, this episode is by far the greatest last episode of all-time, but all the others leading up to it are part of the best television show ever to grace the small screen. Ever!

    This show is so badass, you have to login just watch it.

    If you watch television, or spend any time watching videos online, and you don’t watch this show, then me and you have nothing further to discuss.

    PS: That sound this post is making is the climax of Also sprach Zarathustra.